She disagrees.

I don't, but my AIM icon wouldn't be as funny if it said
"Jin invented jesus.
We talked again.
ph0que ewe: Yes.
ph0que ewe: Ahhhh the euphemisms
dscoM0nkie: WHY DOES GOD/MYSELF HATE ME AND ALL OF MY CREED?
ph0que ewe: Must be the sex.
dscoM0nkie: WOULDNT DOUBT IT. : (
dscoM0nkie: OR LACK THERE OF : (
ph0que ewe: Yes, that too.
ph0que ewe: Perhaps he encourages the use of fornication
ph0que ewe: God: COMMENCE PORNICATION!
dscoM0nkie: I BELEIVE YOU MEAN "PRONICATION" SILLY SALLY. :ROLLEYES
ph0que ewe: SILLY SALLY, SEX IS FOR PEDOPHILES
dscoM0nkie: AND/OR SICK OLD MEN WHO WISH THE FORNICATE WITH MINORS FAR YUONGER THAN THEY
ph0que ewe: Yes. Those too.
ph0que ewe: There is, after all, a grave difference
dscoM0nkie: GRAVE
ph0que ewe: GRAAAAVE
ph0que ewe: NAOMI, I moan
dscoM0nkie: DO YOU LIKE FLCL? YOUR FRIEND DOES AND ITS A GOOD ANIME.
ph0que ewe: I know not of this FLCL you speak of.
ph0que ewe: I will assume it to be Fucking Lots of Chicken Larvae
dscoM0nkie: OH YEAH. YOU CANADIANS DONT HAVE THE WONDERS OF ADULT SWIM SILLY ME
dscoM0nkie: GOD I WISH
ph0que ewe: I am afraid we do not. Here, where we package our milk in bags, we are far too behind the times to worry about silly things like electronics and insulation
dscoM0nkie: I FIGURED AS MUCH. YOUR BACON ISN'T EVEN MODERN. "ROLLSEYES
ph0que ewe: Alas. Our ham does tend to masquerade as bacon upon crossing the border
dscoM0nkie: YOU ARE A BAD PERSON FOR LETTING THEM GET PAST OUR GAURDS.

dscoM0nkie: THOSE BACONS TAKE GOOD JOBS AWAY FROM US AMERICANS
ph0que ewe: Yes.
ph0que ewe: It is entirely my fault.
dscoM0nkie: DAMN STRAIGHT
dscoM0nkie: I SADLY MUST SAY THAT IT IS TIME I PASS OUT FROM SLEEPING PILLS
dscoM0nkie: UNTIL AGAIN. BUBYE. : (