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Big McLargehuge · #76

I wish Perndog would quit posting.

Mike · #77

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Originally Posted by Tubesock

Perndog, I ran your reply through my super-computer at work and it analysed that what you said was complete and utter gibberish.

This is why what you are doing is not mocking. How the hell is Perndog or anyone supposed to respond to that? It's not even remotely interesting or offensive or worthy of this forum. I'm not even bothering to attempt to mock you or come up with anything remotely satisfying to read because I can imagine what you might say:

"Well, Mike (or more like Trike or Syke!). I have consulted my xerox machine and it thinks you are stupid. I agree. In fact, you are so stupid that you probably fuck camels too!"

Telling people that they fuck random animals is just one of those boring comments like "you're gay" that people just groan at like bad jokes.

Sam · #78

You guys just don't get it!

Tubesock is HIGHBROW humor. You know, the kind of humor that isn't funny at all, and so repetitive (LOL I HAD TO LOOK THAT UP IN A DICTIONARY) that all it is going to be is "OMG YOU FUCK (INSERT RANDOM ANIMAL HERE)" and "I'M SO SMART, I DON'T NEED TO READ POSTS!"

You guys just don't get it, because you lack the AUSTRAILIAN INTELLIGENCE THAT TUBESOCK CONTAINS!

Blue · #79

Its tubesocks intelligence not australian :/ . I wonder if it is to late for his mum to abort him. She would be doing the world a favour.

Cap'n Crunch · #80

Tubesock · #81

Okie dokie, I think 80 posts are enough.

I enjoyed that practise/practice/practike and thank everyone who joined in the challenge. Now, I ask a favour/favor/(bugger it). Can everyone give me some feedback?

Tell me the parts you liked the most and the parts you hated the most. I know some of the mocks were pretty poor, but like I said, I'm only a newbie. If you could tell what you liked and hated, I'd appreciate it.

Ta muchly!

The Retro Kat · #82

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Originally Posted by Tubesock

I'm ignoring you till you put that lead ball behind your ear.

I DON'T WANT LEAD BALLS BEHIND MY EARS, I WANT YOUR BALLS BEHIND MY EARS, FAGGOT. LET'S HAVE SOME GAY FUN AND HOST MY FUCKING BABIES BEFORE I STEAL YOUR VILLAGE GOAT!

Perndog · #83

I hated everything about this thread (even my posts) and not once was I joking when I said bad things about you, Tubesock.

Tubesock · #84

Has anyone else got anything to say that's actually useful?

Cap'n Crunch · #85

YOU SUCK COCK.

Tubesock · #86

Guess not. Seeya then.

Big Papa Goat · #87

You'll be back.

The Retro Kat · #88

FOR THE RECORD, TUBESOCK SEXED ME UP LAST NIGHT, IT WAS THE WORST GAY BUTTSEX I'VE EVER GIVEN, THE BLOOD PROVED TO BE A 3XC3LL3NT LUBRICANT, THOUGH. ALL AND ALL, I'D SAY I CAME OUT THE VICTOR.

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Originally Posted by Super Goth 30000

Sup?

Big Papa Goat · #89

Your Super Goth comments are starting to get confusing. This one made little sense in context with the rest of what you said. Or were you talking about Super Goth having gay butt sex with Tubesock and being the victor, but just forgot to quote it?

The Retro Kat · #90

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Originally Posted by Super Goth 30000

NO, I'M THE GOTH 'ROUND HERE!

Esuohlim · #91

freakachu420 · #92

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Originally Posted by Perndog

Cut your losses, shut up, and wait a month or two before posting again.

That's what I did.

I got owned so bad my eyes are still spinning.

But unlike Tubesock, I quit while I was only a little behind.

Tubesock, soon you will learn-- trying to be clever around here doesn't get you anywhere. It gets you smacked down.

Go hide in shame. This is what I have done. AND I'M A BETTER PERSON FOR IT.

Tubesock · #93

No one asked you, freakachu420! (HAHAHA, Pokemon loser!) Besides, the new debate is here: http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=107372#107372

Get with the times, man, and stop wearing the grey tweed suits like your grandpa!

freakachu420 · #94

HAHAHAHA Guess what? My liking of pokemon has ALREADY BEEN FLAMED and gotten over on this board. And I checked the more recent thread, and since it was mainly you (whining for a rematch because everyone else had already forgotten you) I didn't find anything to post about. Someone on THIS thread posted something I gave a shit about, so I QUOTED that. HAHA LOSER! Who quotes you except the PEOPLE WHO THINK YOU SUCK ASS?

As for your last comment? Many people think grey tweed looks both profeessional and sexy on WOMEN (which I am, idiot).

Anonymous · #95

Rachel is a LOONY

freakachu420 · #96

Actually, yes, she STILL is, although that AIM name (about a friend's girlything) started so long ago that it hardly matters, Chojin.

Besides, aren't you too good to be replying to this thread at this late date? :/

I suddenly feel almost honored.

Tubesock · #97

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Originally Posted by freakachu420

HAHAHAHA Guess what? My liking of pokemon has ALREADY BEEN FLAMED

In that case, I'll flame it again.

HAHAHAHA Pokemon loser!

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And I checked the more recent thread

Then why are you writing in here again, stupid!!!!

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and since it was mainly you (whining for a rematch because everyone else had already forgotten you)

You can't read cause I said I wanted to practise my mocking. I'm not asking for a rematch, but for the expert mockers to test me out for a few rounds so I can bulk up my mocking skills. But because your reading skills are the same as an inverse embryo, you can't tell.

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I didn't find anything to post about.

Well, that's your problem, isn't it! (Like that problem you have with your drunken Catholic priest! If you give him a pint, he'll stop touching your goodies!)

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Someone on THIS thread posted something I gave a shit about, so I QUOTED that.

OMG! You USED caps to INDICATE you QUOTED something from SOMEONE ELSE! I'm glad you DID THAT or else I would never have UNDERSTOOD that!!

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HAHA LOSER! Who quotes you except the PEOPLE WHO THINK YOU SUCK ASS?

STOP SLIPPING YOUR FAT FINGERS ON THE KEYBOARD BECAUSE YOU'RE ACCIDENTLY PRESSING THE CAPS BUTTON. SHIT, NOW I'M DOing it.

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As for your last comment? Many people think grey tweed looks both profeessional and sexy on WOMEN

No they don't. Tweed suits smell bad and you buy them at the thrift store for a dollar. Buy some real clothes, stupid!

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(which I am an idiot).

You didn't actually say this. I changed it cause I am very wacky and your are an idiot.

I mocked every single line of your post. That's how much it sucked!

Love,
Tubesock

P.S. HAHAHAHA, Pokemon loser!!

Anonymous · #98

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In that case, I'll flame it again.