the all purpose george thread

[Les Waste]

I had a great idea a while ago: Sasquatchula. He's a sasquatch, but he's also a vampire. The problem being I can't decide if he's a count or not. Obviously, the sasquatch nobility would not bestow a countship on him if they knew he was a vampire, but Count Dracula somehow tricked the Transylvania nobility, and he hung around people like the mummy and the wolfman and Frankenstein.

Also, here's another great idea: Slammurai. He's a sammurai, but he's x-treme, and also a robot. He wears Adidas jumpsuits, but actually they just look like Adidas jumpsuits with the Adidas logo upside-down cause the cartoonists who animate him couldn't get the copyrights to make Adidas jumpsuits. He also has a big clock around his neck, and he talks like a robot but he uses street slang, and he carries around a folded up cardboard box with him, so whenever he feels like breakin' he can make it flat and he doesn't have to break dance on the sidewalk, thus preventing oil stains from getting on his threads.

I also decided that Sasquatchula and Slammurai should run for president, with one being the presidential candidate and the other one being said candidate's running mate, but I can't decide who would be the president and who would be the vice president. Help!


Also George you need to post more.