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Fartin's biggest fan
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Snowland
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Sep 3rd, 2003, 12:35 AM
If you need to ask, you don't deserve to know. But I'll tip you off anyway. I've seen your pictures. You're not ugly. Therefore, every straight, non-lobotomized male near your age and a lot of older ones wants to fuck you. Figure out some way to hint to this guy that you're going to put out (even if you don't actually intend to). Show cleavage, smile at him, lean toward him while you talk, and say something like "Hi, I'm Heather, and I HAD to come talk to you because you're SOOOO HOT!!" Your girlfriends will call you a slut for it and bystanders will think the scene is retarded, but you're only a slut if you sleep around and it shouldn't matter if people think you're dumb. And it will work. Good luck.
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