Unsafe guy wants to hang out. Advice Please

[Skulhedface]

You fail to realize one important thing:

As the people playing the games, holding the controllers, WE CONTROL YOUR DESTINIES.

Meaning, if I felt like having Link get sodomized by a machine-gun like Octorok, it's my prerogative.

So sit down and shut the hell up, lest we turn the Master Sword into a Master Enema.