Fucking Mormons.

[Spectre X]

Vince, if you would switch your brain on and think for a second, what other explanation could there be that early relegions were for people to understand how the world worked? Imagine a caveman, and suddenly, lightning strikes in a tree, causing it to fall over and catch fire. He gets closer, puts his hand in the fire, and realizes that it hurts. He gets a hold of a branch that has not been totally set aflame, and takes it home, where he proceeds to warm his family with it.

Now, don't you think that if you were a caveman (not that hard for you to imagine, just go about your everyday bussiness) and if suddenly a bright flash of light would come down from the sky and turn a previous tree into something that could help your family survive the cold night, wouldn't that seem ike some unearthly occurance?