The marketing wizards here at the Fag Store have discovered that fags aren't interested in the..*ahem*..protagonist of the Little Jeanette comics, so stocking these items would be a poor business move for us.
However, while our management knows fags, we are not fags ourselves, so if you would like to discuss this topic over dinner, please PM the Fag Store character.
__________________
Serving the gay community's needs since 1980.