GUESS WHAT I DID?!?!

[Spectre X]

But I’m keeping my chin up. Eventually, I hope to organize a worldwide flash mob. I want to convince everybody in the entire world to meet at Greenland and jump up and down really hard.

The reasoning behind this is simple: first, it’s always a good idea to have all the people in the world who would attend a worldwide flash mob in one place. You want to know where they all are at one time, so you can be somewhere else.

And second, hopefully all those billions of flash mob aficionados jumping up and down would be too heavy for Greenland and would cause the entire island to sink into the Atlantic ocean.

Thus, in one fell swoop, I would eliminate two things from my enemy list: people who like flash mobs and Greenland.

that might be one of the funniest things I have EVER read.