Edward Said dies

[The One and Only...]

I say we make Isreal and Palestine states, turn Jerusalem into the government-run middle eastern Las Vegas, and use the profits to balance the budget.

Or, we set up a special governmentally-run pay-per-view channel (whoms cost progresses based on income, so that it can be bought by all) that allows you to watch the middle eastern conflict "from the front lines". Profits are then used to balance the budget.

During all of this, the Bush scandel that reveals his sex affair with his cow down in Texas will explode, during which he can respond with "I did not have sex... (looks down at paper) ...with my cattle."