You just described one of my old college room-mates. He was a hulking mass of fat who showered once a week if we were lucky and he'd leave his nasty sweat-stained socks all over our tiny dorm room. In fact, that guy in the picture even looks like him (well, minus the lobster hat and goggles.)
OH MAN, IS THAT YOU? FUNNY WE SHOULD MEET ON THESE BOARDS!