mockery has gone down the shitter

[mburbank]

Okay:

A.) Dr. Boogie is RIGHT ON as usual. Thank you fuckin' Protoclown. Roy gets throatyanked by a tiger and your still here ruining great threads. Like there's a god.

B.) If this guy likes Maddox so much, why doesn't he MARRY IT?! Bet you didn't think of that one, mister smartypants.

C.) The first rule of the hipster douchebag is to like something a huge amount, wait a while and then accuse it of having sold out. Blow me.

D.) While I-mock don't have as much me aas it used to, maddox got no me, and I am the funniest man alive. Re read my old essays for the jokes you didn;t get the first time around and stop being all mean and shit.

E.) All of the above.

F.) None of the above.

G.) All of the above which is A PARADOX BECUASE I AM A GENIUS!!!