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Old Oct 8th, 2003, 04:51 PM        STUPID COPS >:
So last night, I was at an Elementary school playground with my friend, swinging on the swings and playing with cap guns, that were neat and looked like real shotguns, except for they fired off caps and had orange tips.

The cops came up and took our guns away and gave us trespassing tickets.

I have court on the 28th.

The cops played with our cap guns and wasted all my cap rings, and then laughed at us for being adults playing with capguns.

I was pissed.
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Old Oct 8th, 2003, 05:49 PM        Re: STUPID COPS >:
cops are fagets. one time i vandalized a house with my friends, then the cops found out, my "friend" told them i did it. they took my to "juby", put me in a cell with a fat ugly guy, then laughed at me when the fat ugly guy tried to rape me.
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Old Oct 8th, 2003, 07:11 PM       
THAT'S BLOODY BULLSHIT!!!!
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Old Oct 8th, 2003, 07:13 PM       
MORE LIKE BLOODY ASSHOLE!!!!
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Old Oct 8th, 2003, 07:13 PM        .
you wanna go to jail and find out for yourself?
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Old Oct 8th, 2003, 07:44 PM       
Working in the field I do, the police know me. I get away with speeding and other minor shit. Cops only suck when they're not on your side.
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Old Oct 8th, 2003, 08:17 PM       
cops are BASTARDS
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Old Oct 8th, 2003, 08:40 PM        .
hell yeah there BASTARDS!!
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Old Oct 8th, 2003, 09:08 PM       
YEA AND AND ADN THEY EAT LOST OIF DONUTS TOO LOO
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Old Oct 8th, 2003, 09:36 PM       
You should all be arrested for felony suckiness!
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Old Oct 8th, 2003, 09:37 PM        .
why?
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Old Oct 8th, 2003, 09:39 PM       
Because hating cops is so fucking juvenile.

And because you suck, and your suckiness transcends misdemeanor suckiness.
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Old Oct 8th, 2003, 09:42 PM        .
carnivore.
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Old Oct 8th, 2003, 09:45 PM       
juveniles..!!!!!
CARNIVORE YOUR THE ONE WITH THE JUVENILE AVATAR
OOOOOOOH LETS PRETEND ITS THE DARK AGES AND ILL BE KING AND YOU CAN SUCK MY BALLS COS YOUR A KNAVE AN SHIT

CALL ME A TARD ILL ADMIT IT
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Old Oct 8th, 2003, 09:46 PM       
HEY

I SAID THEY EATS DONUTS

THATS FUNNY RIGHT>?
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Old Oct 8th, 2003, 09:48 PM       
srry guys i'd post mor but i'm out of pills, gotta find weed

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Old Oct 8th, 2003, 09:49 PM        .
you took the words right out of my mouth.
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Old Oct 8th, 2003, 09:51 PM       
IM SMOKING THIS HOME-GROWN BLUEBERRY SHIT
IT MAKES IT DIFFICULT TO TYPE
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Old Oct 8th, 2003, 10:00 PM       
Your not knowing from where my avatar comes further supports the charge of felony suckiness against you.
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Old Oct 8th, 2003, 10:27 PM       
Klownboy and Spooky, you guys are idiots. That's the long and short of it, back to the cubs game.
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Old Oct 8th, 2003, 10:29 PM       
wow the cubs are owning the marlins
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