Why don't most of you hate me?

[Protoclown]

I fucking hate you, man. Like, remember that last time you were down here and I took off my glove and like totally slapped you with it and challenged you to a duel to the death but then Roger was all like "you guys should totally wrestle naked in a giant bowl of banana pudding" and we were both really creeped out so we just settled for a seething cold indifference instead?

Well, I'm keeping that feeling alive, dude. All this time. Fucking kindling that shit.