I didn't like Pirates of the Caribbean

[Blackjack]

I saw it the other day, and found it quite puzzling.

The movie kept wanting to end... but it didn't!
They defeat the bad pirate captain, but the film doesn't end! Jack Sparrow escapes, but the film still doesn't end! What is going on!?!?

Sparrow was camp as hell (with his two little beards!! Chase me!!) and there should have been more swashbuckling!

As it was, the double acts with the two soldiers and the two ghost pirates was cool, if a little unnecessary. But best of all, the lasting image of a ghost pirate in a dress chasing his glass eye as it rolls down the ship deck with a huge fight going on around him was not to be missed!!