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[Anonymous]

I-Mockery for Fucktards

Step 1: Read the rules

Step 2: Ignore them

Step 3: Make up some "clever" profile

Step 4: Login

Now you've got a couple options depending on your personality if friendly go to Step 5, if not go to step 8.

Step 5: Make up a stupid ass thread such as Hi! or I'm new here!

Step 6: Become everyone's bitch boy.

Step 7: Whine about fucktards attacking you then go cry in your pink pillows, while your Dad comforts you by pumping you in the ass.

If hostile:

Step 8: Pick a fight with one or more of the fucktard's already on here. (Preferably as many as possible)

Step 9: Continue this until you get bored.

Step 10: Post half way civilized for awhile until...a) Someone calls you a fucktard. b) You call someone a fucktard. (Insults may differ)

Step 11: Repeat steps 8-10.

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