No, I'm serious.
I didn't know him that well, though. He was a "thug" and stole my stepmom's car a while back, about three weeks ago. Two kids were playing near the river near my house and saw a car and looked inside and he was in there, dead. The police say that he probably was speeding down the road and just veered off. They say he's been dead for two weeks.
It came as a relief to my dad, who has lost about $5000 on my stepbrother beating people in the face with pipes
