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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 01:56 AM        Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 02:00 AM       
You know who gets jokes?

Me. I get jokes.

EDIT: OMG, I thought that said "James" and not "Jesus" and didn't get it.
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 02:06 AM       
A. Because they aren't Kosher.
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 02:07 AM       
A. BECAUSE HE'S DEAD
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 03:53 AM       
BECAUSE SHES A WOMAN
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 03:57 AM       
A: A nun rollng down a hill.
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 05:21 AM       
A: BECAUSE JESUS IS LACTOSE-INTOLERANT, AND THE MILKY CHOCOLATE WOULD MAKE HIM MORE DEAD.

A: THEY DIDN'T HAVE M&MS BACK THEN.

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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 08:01 AM       
Do you mean the chocolate kind or the peanut? OR the new
CRUNCHY kind?
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 09:10 AM       
A. Who gives a shit?

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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 11:05 AM       
WHAT DO THE ELVES DO WHEN THEY GET HOME FROM SCHOOL?







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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 11:06 AM       
HOW DO YOU KNOW THE CLOCK WAS HUNGRY?








HE WENT BACK FOUR SECONDS!
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 12:33 PM       
Hmm, me not good at making jokes, nor understanding them. So Ill just stand here and laugh...even though I dont get them...?
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 12:44 PM       
...you suck...?
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 12:44 PM       
LOL!
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 12:48 PM       
OMG, I do suck! All those little children were right......
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 12:51 PM       
U SUK SO MUCH U SHULD B IN UH GAY PORNO!!!
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 12:55 PM       
Hey you have to start somewhere.... But after Im done with gay porn, I get to move on to banging chicks with crabs...so HA!.....wait..
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 01:08 PM       
PLAYING ALONG WITH THE JOKE IS HILARIOUS
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 01:08 PM       
To JimboJames: (Dammit Esuohlim)

Ok, so that was a joke, right? I mean, you said it so that people would laugh. Thing is, I don't quite understand it. There's some hidden meaning there that I haven't quite figured out. Could you explain it by any chance? It's just that I'm sure you weren't just going out of your way to prove how crazy you are or anything.
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 01:19 PM       
I didnt laugh. Is that because it wasn't funny or that I just dont understand it? hmmmmmmm :/
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 01:21 PM       
Wohoo, if you cant get it, your thinking to hard then.. As everyone knows, Gay porn is the first thing you start out in the porn industry... Now after a few sucky sucky five dollars, you get bumped to either midget or women on male porn.... I dont prefer the midgets, they tend to bite...
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 01:22 PM       
I like how JimboJames always puts two to six periods in his posts.......
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 01:22 PM       
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didnt laugh. Is that because it wasn't funny or that I just dont understand it? hmmmmmmm
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 01:24 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by AChimp
A. Who gives a shit?


EDIT: say what now!? hmmmmmmmmmmm
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