My mom used to be like "You know that boy in Home Alone? That's you, you were in the movie but you were too little to remember"
And I was a fucking stupid 4 year old kid watching a 13 year old and believing it was me
My mom once told me if I ate all my soup, Dick Tracy would come out of the bowl. When I finished and asked where he was, she gave me a pack of Dick Tracy cards.
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