Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > General Blabber
FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Anonymous Anonymous is offline
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Anonymous is probably a spambot
Old Oct 27th, 2003, 06:23 PM        Re: SATs
Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainBubba



Ok. I agree with you. Except for the highlighted excerpt. You and I both know you just pulled that straight from your ungodly ass region and actually just WISH colleges didn't care about them as much. It doesn't matter how much bullshit is in public education or how our grades and scores signify nothing. Fact is, they WILL get you ahead.

And good luck with decorating the 7th grade hall this Saturday! I heard you got challenged by the 8th graders to a spirit competition!!

EDIT:
Quote:
I came to class once a week
You are also a fucking lier. And an extremely bad one at that.


The only reason SATs are used is so that admissions assholes can sort through dozens of applications easier and get their paychecks faster. It started in 1967 when all dumbasses wanted to go to college and the admission officers did not feel like looking at all the applications. They set a minimum score and rejected all the ones below a certain number.

College Board is also a huge corporation that takes your money and makes you believe that it impacts your life so much. SAT books, tutors, flash cards, etc. It's all a dumbass business made to screw you out of your money. You can find TONS of articles that say that SATs don't matter as much.

The very fact that this insignificant garbage gets people ahead is what is wrong with America. Just look at G.W. Bush. That is the epitome of fucked up.

Also, a good percentage of the most successful people did shitty in school. Grades don't mean jack shit. You can be successful even if you drop out of high school. You just need a brain. 2 of the most successful people I know (both millionaires) don't have college degrees.

What does a college degree get you? A shitty cubicle job working at some corporation? Maybe one day you MIGHT make it big and get that corner office with the six figure income. That still pales in comparison to what you can make with your own business. You don't earn jack shit working for someone else. You make the big money when people work for YOU.


You don't have to believe me but I had 120 absences every year and a 95 overall average. This means I came only once a week on average. Sometimes I wouldn't come for 2 or 3 weeks straight. When I came to school it was an event. Teachers would make a standing ovation if I came 2 days in a row. I'm not bullshiting about this. I would show you my transcript if I didn't burn it.


HA HA. Good joke about the spirit night though. We used to light all those papers and they would burn nice. Worthless crap.
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 12:36 AM.


© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.