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Old Oct 30th, 2003, 01:16 AM        THE NEW HALLOWEEN CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE!!!
I'm not even going to get into the details of this thing. All I can say is that this is pretty much the best thing we've ever written. I'm so happy with this thing that I'm shitting candy corn with glee. Read it. Read it all. ALL 100+ PAGES OF IT!


I-MOCKERY'S HUGE 2003 HALLOWEEN CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE!
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/CYOA4

Big thanks to the staff members who went out of their way to help out with the creation of this story: Dr. Boogie, FatSatan, Protoclown, and Max Burbank. Without you guys, this story wouldn't be nearly as fun. It was an absolute blast writing it with you guys and watching it progress as each day past on by. And for those of you who are wondering, we've been writing this thing for the last two months!

So, from all of us who worked on it... we really hope you enjoy reading it because we really busted our asses on this thing. It's things like this that make me proud to work on this site.

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Old Oct 30th, 2003, 01:17 AM       
Especially big thanks to Dr. Boogie.
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Old Oct 30th, 2003, 02:35 AM       
Indeed. Your anal-retentiveness has saved us the embarassment of many a spelling and grammatical error.

And the pages you wrote are funny as shit. Not that anyone who didn't work on it will know which pages you did. All five of us do have pretty different writing styles though. I think we all work well together.
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Old Oct 30th, 2003, 04:26 AM       
We wrote a what now?
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Old Oct 30th, 2003, 05:46 AM       
It is so good that I wish there was a downloadable version so I could enjoy it anytime.
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Old Oct 30th, 2003, 06:37 AM       
A lolathon of immense quantity.
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Old Oct 30th, 2003, 10:02 AM       
Oh man, the server is gonna get destroyed. It's apparently going up on fark tomorrow. A 100+ page piece getting listed on there is certain doom hahahah.

I suggest you guys read it today, cuz tomorrow it's probably gonna be damned hard to get through to. :P
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Old Oct 30th, 2003, 12:16 PM       
Minor Spoiler:

I really, really, really, REALLY thought it was going to be The Fall Guy Lunchbox
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Old Oct 30th, 2003, 02:33 PM       
The final page, which I hadn't seen yet, made me suppress giggles in the school library, and then for the next hour or so everytime I thought about it.
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Old Oct 30th, 2003, 03:43 PM       
It was a pleasure to work with you guys. I only wish I'd huffed little less supply cabinet white out and could remeber which pages are by me. I'm sure it's the nreally, really good ones.
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Old Oct 30th, 2003, 04:18 PM       
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Indeed. Your anal-retentiveness has saved us the embarassment of many a spelling and grammatical error.

And the pages you wrote are funny as shit. Not that anyone who didn't work on it will know which pages you did. All five of us do have pretty different writing styles though. I think we all work well together.
Indeed. Someone put and instead of an. Can you fucking believe it?!
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Old Oct 30th, 2003, 05:35 PM       
It was enough fun to make up for having to miss the feeling of reading a completely new CYOA.

I remember when Max had to write with cotton swabs up his nose to stop the cocaine nosebleeds. And when Boogie tried to shoot himself in a case of writer's block, but the bullet chipped his brain and inadvertedly gifted him with x-ray vision.
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Old Oct 30th, 2003, 09:38 PM       
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Old Oct 31st, 2003, 03:06 AM       
I wanted to say following shit:



Sp0il3rs :D




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Anyway, TOILET DUCK POWWAA.. and lassie porn :D
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Old Oct 31st, 2003, 12:11 PM       
30 LUNCHBOXES!!!

i spent an hour on this, and when i chose right, i went back to lol at the wrong choices...

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Old Oct 31st, 2003, 10:06 PM       
Spoilers:

I burst out laughing when the Aflac duck first appeared. And I like the payoff with Dix during the part where you have to choose a seat for the bus. And Pestilential Pete & Inebriated Ivan's letter at the end was funny. And the following was the best paragraph EVER!:
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"Ben."
Sobbing.
"Ben, get up."
Sniffles. A faint "no."
"Get up Ben, or so help me I'll smack you."
Slowly, grudgingly, he struggles to his great webbed feet, wiping at his eyes with his wings.
"Ben, I'm going into that eye socket to get my treasure... and you're going to help me." you say.
Ben's face turns a ghastly pale. "No! No! Not the eye socket! The evil! The eeeeviiii-"
And this pic?

It reminds me of a certain old article called "The Recent Blackout".
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And thanks to you, the Epcot Center had to be censored out of four hundred movies and at least ten times as many episodes of Hercules: The Legendary Journeys. Jerk.
Ah, I seemed to remember the Spiderman movie being reshot and had it's deadline pushed ahead because the WTC was in the movie at one point. And this is funny:
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No time to think. You have to get out of this-

Hang on a minute. How does "leap from the moving car" sound even remotely like the right choice? I mean, wouldn't you at least try out all the others first? Christ, what is wrong with you? Are you trying to lose? Eh, never mind.



No time to think. You have to get out of this
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