I think ya'll could help me with this.

[Off-Topic Man]

I remember being with this one fine looking dame, her name was Erica. One night, I woo'd her and I swept off her feet with a dinner at Arby's and a classic 50's movie, "The Night is Still Young" starring Gwen Zimmerman and Todd Elcher. Later that night, we went back to my ranch, I brought her out to the back. She asked if I wanted to do something really crazy. For Erica, I would do anything for her. We had weird sex on a horse. Turned out it was one of her fetishes. It was an interesting experience for me, to say at least. From now ever since Erica died, I look at my horse, I think of Erica, then I have sex with the horse. Damn you, Erica.