OKAY, I'VE FRIGGIN' HAD IT!

[sexy]

Did you fuck my daddy? Is this Mary? Mary, why did you fuck my daddy? You will get used to it. The bitching.

Well first of all , no im not Marry, and why did i fuck your daddy?

Erm well, i dont recall ever doing so, why did he wake up with a big load or strap on stuck in his ass? cuz it wasn't from me :/

Or wait it could have been, what color was it? im missing my pet polly.