But it's okay, Rorshach. It was a friend of his uncle, see. So obviously they could waive all that unnecessary crap like boot camp.
And the two explanations of the letter are different because Vince is a pathological liar. And of COURSE he'll deny this, but that's just another one of his LIES.
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