Submarine Letter

[mburbank]

Wait, wait, which letter are we talking about here, the uncle friend letter or the form letter? And which one got thrown out by the ethnic roomate and which one got lost because it wasn't that big a deal? Wasn't one of them generic? Which one is the obvious lie and which one is the plausible lie? AND HAS EVERYONE FORGOTTEN ABOUT VINTH GETTING AN OFFER TO BE IN A CHEM BIO UNIT, WHATEVER THAT IS? OR THAT HE STUDIED FOR THE PRIESTHOOD? HE CAN BACK ALL THAT SHIT UP HE DOESN'T SAY SHIT HE CAN'T BACK UP HE'S A BIG, BIG, MAN AND VERY MASCULINE IN THE PENIS TO BOOT! YOU ARE A PUSSY! YOUR RELATIVES BEG FOR SEX WITH VINTH! LOOK! LOOK! VINTH IS PUTTING HIS JIZZ ON YOUR RELATIVES!!