Chuck Palahniuk is gay

[Jixby Phillips]

!!!!: AND IF YOU'RE CHUCK PALAHNIUK YOU COULD WRITE SOME BOOKS
Jixby Phillips: HE SHOULD WRITE A BOOK WHERE HE KEEPS REPEATING "IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER?" ALL THROUGH THE BOOK
Jixby Phillips: "I'D LIKE TO USE A LIFE LINE"
!!!!: IT'D BE ABOUT TRANSEXUAL COKEHEADS SELLING WITCHCRAFT TO MONKEYS IN THE RAINFOREST
Jixby Phillips: AND ONE OF THEM BASHES THE OTHERS FACE IN
!!!!: AND THEY FUCK A LOT
Jixby Phillips: AND THEY TALK ABOUT HOW LIKE SELLING WITCHCRAFT IS LIKE YOUR OWN VERSION OF GOD
!!!!: NO THEY MAKE THEIR OWN GOD OUT OF MONKEY DUNG AND OXYCONTIN PILLS
Jixby Phillips: AND THEY GET RID OF THERI CLOTHES BECAUSE THEY ARE LIKE JAILS
!!!!: I SHOULD GO EAT A SANDWICH MAYBE :-(
Jixby Phillips: WEARABLE JAILS
Jixby Phillips: HOW WILL YOU USE YOUR ONE PHONE CALL
Jixby Phillips: WOULD YOU LIKE TO USE A LIFE LINE
Jixby Phillips: IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER