You CAN play as Joe's girlfriend, dumbass.
(To dudefather, not esouhlim, because he's cool)
im sorry, ill get someone to slap me over the back of the bead with one of those floppy keyboard wrist rests (its like being smacked with a fish!).
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Its only taken me about 10 years to understand the water jug riddle in Die hard with a Vengeance. My brain takes a while, but it gets there in the end