Apparently, this is the funniest thing I've ever done :(

[Rez]

I think it’s f---ing stupid for Becker to write about drugs when he got picked up on possession and got out of it by pleading insanity.

when we as a society think of the last Thursday in November, we think of sitting half-asleep on the couch, stoned on poultry while we watch the Detroit Lions fumble numerous times.