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Old Nov 27th, 2003, 01:32 AM       
Now, you people saw my last post as a joke. Thats where you went wrong. See, most cars gas tanks are vunerable to siphoning. All it takes is a long enough piece of rubber tubing (no thicker then that of a gas pump nozzle), and s kerosene heater siphon pump. It's obvious where to get the rubber tubing (an auto parts store) and the kerosene pump (home depot or local hardware store). It's then up to you to select a busy parking lot and suck your way to a brighter future through your right rear passenger window, nearest the car next to you.


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