MY GIRLFIEND IS A 16 FOOT ROBOT FROM PLANET ZYGOAT 2000 AND MY PARENTS SAY I CAN'T HAVE RELATIONS WITH A ROBOT FROM A DIFFERENT COMPANY. SHE HAS LONG TITANIUM LEGS, AND SOMETIMES SHE LETS ME BLAST HER MOM WITH MY GAMMA RAY WHILE SHE WATCHES! HER NAME IS KFJFDJFKJFJKROBOT500000000000000000.
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opposition to all violence even if committed in self defense