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Old Nov 28th, 2003, 09:33 PM       
GAZILL99: Great

renagadeweiner: ???

GAZILL99: No, I dont have AIDS

renagadeweiner: YOU DONT?

GAZILL99: Nope.

renagadeweiner: you were in the disease section of AIM as having aids

GAZILL99: Oh

GAZILL99: Well, I dont

GAZILL99: So I dont know how that happened

renagadeweiner: are you sure you dont have aids?

GAZILL99: I'm sure

renagadeweiner: maybe an accident or something like that

renagadeweiner: ????

GAZILL99: I dont have AIDS

renagadeweiner: radioactive spiders, something like that?

GAZILL99: Nope

renagadeweiner: well what do you have??

renagadeweiner: hemmoroids?

GAZILL99: Nothing

GAZILL99: I dont have any diseases

renagadeweiner: i bet you have hemmoroids and ENJOY it

renagadeweiner: prolly squish them in your fingers

GAZILL99: Great, there goes my secret

GAZILL99: Who are you?

GAZILL99: Fine, ignore me

renagadeweiner: some guy that likes talking to people with deadly diseases

renagadeweiner: i find them funny

GAZILL99: Oh

renagadeweiner: i caht and be nice for awhile

renagadeweiner: and then laugh at them because they are going to die

GAZILL99: Oh

renagadeweiner: it is great fun

GAZILL99: Well, sorry to dissapoint you

GAZILL99: I'm healthy, physically

renagadeweiner: i would say that it is your relatives that are going to be
disappointed with you being alive

GAZILL99: But then they would have no one to mooch off of

renagadeweiner: no one mooches off your sorry ass.

renagadeweiner: i bet they wish you would die

renagadeweiner: ho um, wish that smelly ass head in the cellar would
croak

renagadeweiner: no chance of that, HE DOESNT HAVE AIDS

GAZILL99: She

renagadeweiner: can t tubby

GAZILL99: And you can die without having AIDS

renagadeweiner: THEN WHY WONT YOU????

GAZILL99: I dont feel like it

renagadeweiner: you must be made of full strength burlap stuffed with crap

renagadeweiner: so, uh, since your a girl and AIDS free, wanna get it on?

GAZILL99: No

renagadeweiner: are you sure??

GAZILL99: I'm sure

renagadeweiner: i am really good looking?

GAZILL99: No

renagadeweiner: are you frigid or something?

renagadeweiner: i know some women are sensitive to odor

renagadeweiner: are you stinky or something>

renagadeweiner: ??

GAZILL99: No

renagadeweiner: cause i have deoderant spray for that sort of thing?

renagadeweiner: cure that FUNKYC

renagadeweiner: like no ones business

GAZILL99: Why do you say everything as though it were a question?

renagadeweiner: do i?

GAZILL99: Yes, you do

renagadeweiner: just squinting and thinking about your FUNKY C

renagadeweiner: and hitting the wrong keys

GAZILL99: Oh

GAZILL99: Great

renagadeweiner: so, is ther some man that swings your way and slops
you fish guts and what not?

renagadeweiner: is that why you wont put out?
GAZILL99: No

renagadeweiner: no what?

renagadeweiner: some chick then?

GAZILL99: Nope

renagadeweiner: then what is the problem?

GAZILL99: You're a jackass

renagadeweiner: that is no way for a fat chick to get herself laid

renagadeweiner: now be nice

GAZILL99: No

renagadeweiner: so how fat and bitchy are you?

renagadeweiner: i bet you watch doctor phil

GAZILL99: No I dont

renagadeweiner: yes you do

GAZILL99: No I dont

renagadeweiner: all the time.

renagadeweiner: prolly touch yourself while you do

GAZILL99: I dont watch Dr.Phil, thanks

renagadeweiner: whack and watch

GAZILL99: No, you're confusing your routine with mine

renagadeweiner: thats you

renagadeweiner: so why are you home on a friday?

renagadeweiner: no one loves you?

GAZILL99: Why are you home alone on a Friday?

renagadeweiner: cause i lost my eye yesterday in a tragic accident

renagadeweiner: thanks for dredging up the past your cruel bitch

GAZILL99: You're welcome

GAZILL99: It obviously wasn't that tragic

GAZILL99: You lived, for one

renagadeweiner: tragic enough

renagadeweiner: but i would not expect a cold btch like you to understand

renagadeweiner: but, lonliness will do that
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