More AIM Fun

[Esuohlim]

ENetuohnav: hello
Junior9O2kn3: hi
Junior9O2kn3: who is this
ENetuohnav: i was hoping you could tell me
Junior9O2kn3: well i dont no who u are
ENetuohnav: oh
ENetuohnav: well maybe if you tell me who you are it will jog my memory
Junior9O2kn3: how would that help?
ENetuohnav: JUST DO IT
Junior9O2kn3: i dont no u
Junior9O2kn3: no i wont do it
ENetuohnav: you, sir, are being rather rude
Junior9O2kn3: im not a man
ENetuohnav: OMG
Junior9O2kn3: :eek?
Junior9O2kn3: lissen i dont want to talk to u, k?
ENetuohnav: i'm fine with that
ENetuohnav: ...i might have to commit suicide now then.
Junior9O2kn3: dont do that
ENetuohnav: I JUST MIGHT
ENetuohnav: THE GUN IS IN MY MOUTH
Junior9O2kn3: fine ill talk to u
ENetuohnav: ok
Junior9O2kn3: what do u want to no abuot me?
Junior9O2kn3: *about
ENetuohnav: wanna cyber?
Junior9O2kn3: no
ENetuohnav: I'M PULLING THE TRIGGER
Junior9O2kn3: i dont beleeve u
Junior9O2kn3: *believe
Junior9O2kn3: hello?
Junior9O2kn3: hello?
Junior9O2kn3: are u there?
Junior9O2kn3: did u rilly kill urself?
Junior9O2kn3: well bye then
Junior9O2kn3: did u rilly kill urself?
Junior9O2kn3: please answer
Junior9O2kn3: hello?
Junior9O2kn3: are u still alive
Junior9O2kn3: ok bye
Junior9O2kn3: are you rilly dead?

[glowbelly]

do it again, only do it to someone that this person knows. then they can go to highschool tomorrow and talk about it to each other and be like "OMG DAT HAPPEND 2 MEE 2 LASS NITE"

[Professor Cool]

I thought AIM did't work, you fucking bullshitter.

Still funny though

[Esuohlim]

It doesn't. I have to use my shitty AOL one, which I'm not revealing to the public.

I just changed my name, but everything there is 100% real.

[camacazio]

The question "are you rilly dead?" rarely gets a "yes" answer.

[Rez]

I JUST MIGHT
THE GUN IS IN MY MOUTH

[Esuohlim]

ENetuohnav: HEY
HotJess69697: hey
HotJess69697: and you r?
ENetuohnav: I'M JUST LOOKING FOR SOME FUN ON THE INTERNET
HotJess69697: you mean like cyber?
ENetuohnav: YES THAT IS WHAT I AM REFERING TO HERE
HotJess69697: dont shout
HotJess69697: it turns me off
ENetuohnav: LIKE A LIGHTBULB?!
HotJess69697: lol i guess
HotJess69697: lets get to know each other first
ENetuohnav: GLADLY. I HAVE A PENIS
ENetuohnav: IS THAT GOOD ENOUGH???
HotJess69697: i dont care im bi
ENetuohnav: LOLOLOLOLLOOOLOL
ENetuohnav: GO HAVE SECKS WITH GIRLS
ENetuohnav: LOL
HotJess69697: do you want to cyber or not
HotJess69697: dont type in caps
ENetuohnav: OK I'LL CYBER
ENetuohnav: OK I'M STICKING MY PENIS IN YOUR BUTT NOW
HotJess69697: not yet. i have to know more about you to get into the mood
HotJess69697: and no anal please
ENetuohnav: UGH
ENetuohnav: UNGH
ENetuohnav: OH GOD...
ENetuohnav: UGNH
ENetuohnav: UGH UGH
ENetuohnav: UNGH UNGH
ENetuohnav: OH CHRIST...
ENetuohnav: OH MY GOD...
ENetuohnav: UGHN
ENetuohnav: UNGH
ENetuohnav: AHHH!!!
ENetuohnav: OH SWEET JESUS...
ENetuohnav: UGNHGHGFHNGHAAAHHH
HotJess69697: wtf
ENetuohnav: WOW, THAT WAS WONDEFUL
ENetuohnav: DID YOU COME?
HotJess69697: what
HotJess69697: we didnt do anything
ENetuohnav: I GUESS I'LL CALL YOU SOMETIME
HotJess69697: ok i have c cups
ENetuohnav: I'M DONE WITH YOU
ENetuohnav: BYE

[Spectre X]

awesome.

[Professor Cool]

It would be funny if one of Milhouse's pranks end up on the I-mockery Internet Perverts List.

[the_dudefather]

brilliant, laughed my ass off!

DO MORE!

[Esuohlim]

ENetuohnav: DO YOU LIKE ANIME? ^_^
Seth is me183: yes
ENetuohnav: BECAUSE I LOVE ANIME! ^_^
Seth is me183: me too
ENetuohnav: LET'S TALK ABOUT IT!
Seth is me183: k
ENetuohnav: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE?
Seth is me183: rurouni kenshin, gundams, trigun, cowboy bebop,
ENetuohnav: o.O
ENetuohnav: TRIGUN IS MY FAVORITE TOO!
Seth is me183: yea
ENetuohnav: DO YOU WATCH IT ON ADULT SWIM?
Seth is me183: yup
ENetuohnav: I WATCH ALL ANIME ON ADULT SWIM ^_^
Seth is me183: i ohn alot of anime
ENetuohnav: ESPECIALLY INUYASHA, HE'S SO COOL. ^_^
Seth is me183: yea
ENetuohnav: HEY, DO YOU LIKE POKEMON?
Seth is me183: no not really, i did awhile ago
ENetuohnav: REALLY? POKEMON NEED TO DIE
Seth is me183: yea
ENetuohnav: I AGREE LOL LOL I AGREE LOL
ENetuohnav: ^_^
ENetuohnav: WAIT, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE AGAIN? ^_^
Seth is me183: trigun, cowboy bebop, gundams, rurouni kenshin
ENetuohnav: o.O
ENetuohnav: TRIGUN IS MY FAVORITE TOO!
ENetuohnav: DO YOU WATCH IT ON ADULT SWIM?
Seth is me183: yup
ENetuohnav: I WATCH ALL ANIME ON ADULT SWIM!
ENetuohnav: ESPECIALLY INUYASHA. HE'S SO COOL ^_^
ENetuohnav: HEY, DO YOU LIKE POKEMON?
Seth is me183: not really
ENetuohnav: REALLY? POKEMON NEED TO DIE
Seth is me183: ok
ENetuohnav: I AGREE LOL LOL I AGREE LOL
ENetuohnav: ^_^
ENetuohnav: WAIT, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE AGAIN? ^_^
Seth is me183: i already told you
ENetuohnav: o.O
ENetuohnav: TRIGUN IS MY FAVORITE TOO!
Seth is me183: shut up
ENetuohnav: DO YOU WATCH IT ON ADULT SWIM?
Seth is me183: i have to go leave me alone
ENetuohnav: I WATCH ALL ANIME ON ADULT SWIM ^_^

[ScruU2wice]

i think we should make collection of these and rog can update internet pervert with them, i deleted all my funny ones i think

[george]

GAZILL99: Great

renagadeweiner: ???

GAZILL99: No, I dont have AIDS

renagadeweiner: YOU DONT?

GAZILL99: Nope.

renagadeweiner: you were in the disease section of AIM as having aids

GAZILL99: Oh

GAZILL99: Well, I dont

GAZILL99: So I dont know how that happened

renagadeweiner: are you sure you dont have aids?

GAZILL99: I'm sure

renagadeweiner: maybe an accident or something like that

renagadeweiner: ????

GAZILL99: I dont have AIDS

renagadeweiner: radioactive spiders, something like that?

GAZILL99: Nope

renagadeweiner: well what do you have??

renagadeweiner: hemmoroids?

GAZILL99: Nothing

GAZILL99: I dont have any diseases

renagadeweiner: i bet you have hemmoroids and ENJOY it

renagadeweiner: prolly squish them in your fingers

GAZILL99: Great, there goes my secret

GAZILL99: Who are you?

GAZILL99: Fine, ignore me

renagadeweiner: some guy that likes talking to people with deadly diseases

renagadeweiner: i find them funny

GAZILL99: Oh

renagadeweiner: i caht and be nice for awhile

renagadeweiner: and then laugh at them because they are going to die

GAZILL99: Oh

renagadeweiner: it is great fun

GAZILL99: Well, sorry to dissapoint you

GAZILL99: I'm healthy, physically

renagadeweiner: i would say that it is your relatives that are going to be
disappointed with you being alive

GAZILL99: But then they would have no one to mooch off of

renagadeweiner: no one mooches off your sorry ass.

renagadeweiner: i bet they wish you would die

renagadeweiner: ho um, wish that smelly ass head in the cellar would
croak

renagadeweiner: no chance of that, HE DOESNT HAVE AIDS

GAZILL99: She

renagadeweiner: can t tubby

GAZILL99: And you can die without having AIDS

renagadeweiner: THEN WHY WONT YOU????

GAZILL99: I dont feel like it

renagadeweiner: you must be made of full strength burlap stuffed with crap

renagadeweiner: so, uh, since your a girl and AIDS free, wanna get it on?

GAZILL99: No

renagadeweiner: are you sure??

GAZILL99: I'm sure

renagadeweiner: i am really good looking?

GAZILL99: No

renagadeweiner: are you frigid or something?

renagadeweiner: i know some women are sensitive to odor

renagadeweiner: are you stinky or something>

renagadeweiner: ??

GAZILL99: No

renagadeweiner: cause i have deoderant spray for that sort of thing?

renagadeweiner: cure that FUNKYC

renagadeweiner: like no ones business

GAZILL99: Why do you say everything as though it were a question?

renagadeweiner: do i?

GAZILL99: Yes, you do

renagadeweiner: just squinting and thinking about your FUNKY C

renagadeweiner: and hitting the wrong keys

GAZILL99: Oh

GAZILL99: Great

renagadeweiner: so, is ther some man that swings your way and slops
you fish guts and what not?

renagadeweiner: is that why you wont put out?
GAZILL99: No

renagadeweiner: no what?

renagadeweiner: some chick then?

GAZILL99: Nope

renagadeweiner: then what is the problem?

GAZILL99: You're a jackass

renagadeweiner: that is no way for a fat chick to get herself laid

renagadeweiner: now be nice

GAZILL99: No

renagadeweiner: so how fat and bitchy are you?

renagadeweiner: i bet you watch doctor phil

GAZILL99: No I dont

renagadeweiner: yes you do

GAZILL99: No I dont

renagadeweiner: all the time.

renagadeweiner: prolly touch yourself while you do

GAZILL99: I dont watch Dr.Phil, thanks

renagadeweiner: whack and watch

GAZILL99: No, you're confusing your routine with mine

renagadeweiner: thats you

renagadeweiner: so why are you home on a friday?

renagadeweiner: no one loves you?

GAZILL99: Why are you home alone on a Friday?

renagadeweiner: cause i lost my eye yesterday in a tragic accident

renagadeweiner: thanks for dredging up the past your cruel bitch

GAZILL99: You're welcome

GAZILL99: It obviously wasn't that tragic

GAZILL99: You lived, for one

renagadeweiner: tragic enough

renagadeweiner: but i would not expect a cold btch like you to understand

renagadeweiner: but, lonliness will do that

[george]

renagadeweiner: are you going to put out or not?

renagadeweiner: i like my women fat

renagadeweiner: i promise i wont laugh at you or anything

GAZILL99: No, I'm not

renagadeweiner: then shut the fuck up and leave me alone

renagadeweiner: you big fat liar

GAZILL99: You leave me alone

GAZILL99: How am I a liar?

renagadeweiner: @#%$ you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you all should die in a
horrible fuking death why do you hate jews ?? huh because they have a religion that is different than you of just because they are different ? is that the reason is it because it should b fuking reality check assholes!!! everyone is different and everyone has their @#%$ opinoin and if you cant realise that @#%$ than @#%$ off im not jewish or black or any of that. but forbid that somoeone may need something took look forward to witch iz all religion is it keeps people goin in life if not there would b alot of fuking people who would off them selves and one last thig Hitler's Grandparednts were Jews

GAZILL99: Riveting

[ScruU2wice]

well atleast i know george and esouhlim are funnier than me

I am ThundaCleez: hey
quikyboy11: asl
I am ThundaCleez: 17/f/ca
quikyboy11: what part
I am ThundaCleez: sacramento
quikyboy11: i live 40 min away
I am ThundaCleez: what do you look like
quikyboy11: white.5'10 tan toned lip pierced work at hollister so surfer look
quikyboy11: u?
I am ThundaCleez: 5'8 brown hair, green eyes, slim figure, tannish italian skin
quikyboy11: pic?
quikyboy11: you sound hot
I am ThundaCleez: i have not tanlines cuz i work at a tannin salon and when noones there i tan naked
I am ThundaCleez: and i have a 6 inch penis if you like it up the butt
quikyboy11: what the fuk?
I am ThundaCleez: i mean if your into that kinda stuff
quikyboy11: no bye
I am ThundaCleez: are you sure
I am ThundaCleez: i can keep a secret

[Rongi]

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Sock Head23568: give me head
Sock Head23568: and while you're doing it
Sock Head23568: pop one of your bloated pimples
Sock Head23568: that turns me on
Sock Head23568: come on you peice of shit
Sock Head23568: fuck my cock
Sock Head23568: put your dripping meaty sloppy hairy cunt over my big veiny cock
Sock Head23568: you peice of cousin fuck
Sock Head23568: i wouldn'y put my cock in your pooper if you paid me 26 bucks you mousey cunt
Sock Head23568: you fucking whore
Sock Head23568: i'll gass your entire family and masturbate while they gasp for air

[Rez]

schimid's a greasy fag for trying to ruin this thread. reemptive

and.. IT DIDNT WORK THIS TIME DID IT RONGI? I'M WAY TOO FUCKING BORING! WHOOPS!

[Schimid]

I wasn't gonna put it in here, because I suck at making funny AIM convo's.

You fucking kike.

[Rez]

yes you do

i was actually better than you at it.

SchimidWasTaken: WHAT UP KIKE
SchimidWasTaken: WHY DONT YOU GO RIDE ON YOUR KIKECYCLE?
BornBanstyle: you dont have a faggy aim friend named sock head do you?
BornBanstyle: this is like, the 5th jew remark i got from the 2 of you, i keep sayin I'M CATHOLIC, I DONT PLAY BINGO.
SchimidWasTaken: SOCK HEAD
SchimidWasTaken: LOL
SchimidWasTaken: I WOULD NEVER DO THAT
SchimidWasTaken: YOU FUCKING KIKE
SchimidWasTaken: GO MAKE OUT WITH THE POPE IF YOU'RE SO CATHOLIC -(
BornBanstyle: you're not trying to ruin esuohlim's thread are you
SchimidWasTaken: WHOS ESULHLIM
SchimidWasTaken: IS HE A KIKE FRIEND
SchimidWasTaken: GO SPIN DREIDELS WITH ESUHIM
BornBanstyle: SOUNDS LIKE IT DOESNT IT HUH LOL
SchimidWasTaken: GO BUY A DELI
SchimidWasTaken: BEFORE I THROW YOU IN AN ANNEX
BornBanstyle: deli's are good... what do you eat? tofurkey?
BornBanstyle: fag

[Schimid]

Go ride a kikecycle