A PETITION: Bring Back Stone Cold

[James]

Hurricane does kick ass. I'm still fucking pissed they've forbid him from doing his Chokeslam, claiming he's too small for it to be convincing. But, that's his gimmick. He's a superhero, and he's supposed to have super strength. And it's convincing when he jumps on screen with a "whoosh" sound effect, that he can fly? HATE YOU WWE.

Hurricane is good. Hurricane chasing a midget around is not. Hurricane not being allowed to Chokeslam people is not. Basically, Hurricane is the only good thing about the WWE, aside from Paul Heyman and Brock Lesnar. Everything else just sucks.