Indifferent Judge Wanted

[slavemason]

It's hard to imagine an impartial judge anyway. Jamesman is such an egotistical prickbot. The funniest thing he's come up with is his avatar. How long has he had that now. Sometimes I feel sorry for the old timers, just because Jamesman is one of them. I'd gladly choose to be a perma-newbie just to distance myself from his ABC Family Hour brand of bunkish rubbish. Please throw him into the urinal.
Who needs a judge anyway, this isn't some county fair pie contest or then again...
What were you saying James?