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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 07:24 PM        I don't appreciate spam e-mails!!!!!!!
MissFit, no more e-mails bitch!! I don't CARE how well-fucked your hole is, I won't go there!! I refuse to be the 5th string quarterback on your football field of lust!! Ya' filthy slut! It's pissin' me off! One more time, and I'm turning you in for harrassment!

Oh, and I AM going to post a picture of my dick. That's right. That ONE request I'll fulfill. By the end of the day, once I've managed to position the cam in the right area so as to get all 16 inches in the shot. If you're using a 15 inch screen or less, you may have to view it in sections. much like, from the nasty-ass pics I've been the horrible witness to, you have view pics of MissFit's 3 ton ass! FAT BITCH!! I don't CARE how many twinkies and ding-dongs you can cram up in there!!! DAMN!!

Reminds of the time this fat bitch begged me to fuck her in the bathroom at this restaraunt. I refused, and then I took her hot mom in the bathroom and ass-fucked her. Her mom actually made the chunky bitch WATCH!! LOL!!
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 08:32 PM       
Good Stoppa, you do that. Mock Wars will be a much less annoying place after your banned.
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 10:19 PM       
Normally, I'd ask why you're posting a pic of your dick HERE of all places. I always thought the most logical place to show off your tackle was one of those forums where people post nothing but pics of their dicks. But now I completely understand your motives. How could I be so blind? Of course this is the right place to post your dick! And all the time I thought you were a fucking idiot!

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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 11:23 PM       
Why does my name always have to come up in your posts?
Are you jacking off to my picture again?


Please don't post a picture of your dick.
I don't think I could handle your two and a half inch love muscle.
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 11:35 PM       
I WISH STOPPA MADE PERSONAL ATTACKS ON ME SO I COULD RESPOND WITH STUPID SHIT TOO!
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 11:47 PM       
Wait, this post may not be about you, but it seems to me like you have already taken it upon yourself to post "stupid shit."
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 12:26 AM       
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 01:47 PM       
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I always thought the most logical place to show off your tackle was one of those forums where people post nothing but pics of their dicks.
We need a forum where people can post pictures of their dicks.
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 04:24 PM       
Stop sending me 35 megabyte files tha-..or should I say FILE, that could give a donkey the dry-heaves, and your name won't appear in my posts!

Does it squish when you walk?

Nevermind.

I mean, for cryin' out loud, drink a fat-free water or something!

DAAAAMN!!!
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 05:41 PM       
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I refuse to be the 5th string quarterback on your football field of lust!!



im not reading to anymore stoppa threads now cuz im gonna be disappointed after that
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 08:57 PM       
Hey Stoppa, I'm wondering if you live near me, that way we can go out and have a few drinks sometime.
I find you very fascinating with intellect and quick wit.

Also, if you are the buff god that you claim to be then you would already know that ALL water is fat-free.
I think you are obssesed with me because I'm the only one on here that pays you any attention.

I'm still not sure why you think I'm 300 lbs. My picture is in general blabber on the "post your picture thread". It's actually under a link because I don't know how to do it the other way.

Oh, and why don't you post anywhere else but mock wars?
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 10:03 PM       
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Stop sending me 35 megabyte files tha-..or should I say FILE, that could give a donkey the dry-heaves, and your name won't appear in my posts!

Does it squish when you walk?

Nevermind.

I mean, for cryin' out loud, drink a fat-free water or something!

DAAAAMN!!!
I'm sure this means something but I can't figure out what.
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 10:54 PM       
It means you're a fuckwit who can't read sentences consisting of more than 2 syllables, without breakin' out the Dramamine and barf bags.

Now shutthefuckup and keep licking.

Missfit, you fat-ass piece of lying, inbred, ass-backwards, 3 toothed, 2 brain-celled shit.

You don't have a picture anywhere on this site. I'm sure this site has size limits due bandwidth limitations and such, therefore, you're a lying, marshmellow-filled, ho-ho eatin' and ho-ho bein' pile SHIT.

Have a non-fat ass pic of yourself from when you were 12, before you discovered the wonders of Little Debbie? Prove it or shutthefuckup.
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 11:14 PM       
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Old Dec 11th, 2003, 02:20 AM       
I would also like to let you know that everything you write doesn't get to me like you would like it to.

It's not my fault your family is to poor to afford your gastric bypass surgery that you so desparatly need.
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 10:01 PM       
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It means you're a fuckwit who can't read sentences consisting of more than 2 syllables, without breakin' out the Dramamine and barf bags.
No, no, you misunderstand, my inbred friend. I could read it perfectly. Only problem was it was such a shambolic collection of gibberish that I couldn't understand what the fuck you were talking about. Since you're retared, I can understand why you didn't understand that.
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 10:40 PM       
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 03:46 AM       
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It means you're a fuckwit who can't read sentences consisting of more than 2 syllables, without breakin' out the Dramamine and barf bags.
No, no, you misunderstand, my inbred friend. I could read it perfectly. Only problem was it was such a shambolic collection of gibberish that I couldn't understand what the fuck you were talking about. Since you're retared, I can understand why you didn't understand
that.

And on THAT note...

from here on out, before you refer to me as "inbred", make sure you can spell the RETARDED correctly.

And yes, MissFAT, your jelly-filled ass lives, breathes, and orgasms to my posts.

Well..my posts, and those three Whopper Value Meals you've been eating since you started your diet.

Oh yeah, I meant to ask this already...

What's it like to have the word "Cadbury" tatooed on your ass?
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 12:24 PM       
Hey Stoppa
There is a topic in the Loveline Forum that you may be able to help with.
"Do tards have sex?"

If you could help out that would be greatly appreciated!
Thanks!
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 12:39 PM       
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And on THAT note...

from here on out, before you refer to me as "inbred", make sure you can spell the RETARDED correctly.
Who cares? You're still an inbred.
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 03:43 PM       
An inbred who has superior diction, puntutation, and sentence structure than your retadrerddredaderdd ass does.

If this is the best you sad pieces of shit have to offer, no wonder you're so very jealous of me and greatness.

MissFAT, I will look at the thread.

I'm interested in seeing what some of your ex's that survived the mating and gestation period have to say.

(Should I CnP a definition of gestation for you ignorant bastards?)
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 08:28 PM       
Like I said a thousand times before, why don't you put a picture of yourself up so we can ALL admire your said greatness?

Or we are going to have resort to seeing you as the imbred peice of shit that you are.
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 10:37 PM       
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Like I said a thousand times before, why don't you put a picture of yourself up so we can ALL admire your said greatness?

Or we are going to have resort to seeing you as the imbred peice of shit that you are.

You people are hillarious.

I'm an "IMBRED PEICE", huh?

As a general rule, Pizza the Hut, you shouldn't be making degrading remarks about a persons heritage when you yourself aren't able to spell the insult correctly.

iNbred
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My god.

Just give up.

I now own this board.

You've bitch-slapped yourdamnselves.
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 10:42 PM       
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 10:53 PM       
Yes, I too agree that that is an appropriate name for what I've been doing to you sad, simple sumbitches the last few weeks.

But I think I've verbally raped you all enough that reiterating it 100 times isn't necessary.

(So sad. I've out-witted and out-classed you all to the point that you no longer reply, you just respond with SPAM. I win. You may go now)
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