Couldn't possibly have anything with women being too damn prudish to tell us how to do it, now could it? Hmm...
I'm not a prude in the slightest. I'd tell you exactly how to do it. But as every woman's different and likes different things, just because something works for me doesn't mean it'd work for everyone.
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"A woman is a creature who has always been strange, just when she tells you one thing, she goes and makes a change..." -- Davy Jones, "Is You Is Or Is You Ain't My Baby?"