PETA wants to make children cry and pervert them as well

[pissed off salesman]

I reaaaalllly dont see whats so good about saving the animals. Like cows, for example. If we dont kill them we'll have a second human like race: a bunch of fat meat-monkies doing nothing but farting, consuming, and reproducing.

Save the world, kill a cow.
Better yet, kill a cow, then kill yourself.