Marylin666 Mock War Thread.

[Esuohlim]

AND WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH NEW MEXICO? I MEAN, COME ON. YOU DON'T SEE A NEW CANADA, DO YOU? AND WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH NEW HAMPSHIRE? LAST TIME I CHECKED, THERE ISN'T AN OLD HAMPSHIRE OR EVEN A REGULAR HAMPSHIRE.

AND WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH ALL THE "NEW" STATES BEING LOCATED IN "NEW" ENGLAND. "NEW ENGLAND" IS THE OLDEST PART OF THE UNITED STATES. IT'S OVER 200 YEARS OLD. LAST TIME I CHECKED, 200 YEARS IS NOT NEW.

AND SPEAKING OF CENTURIES, WHAT ARE WE GONNA CALL THE 500TH BIRTHDAY OF OUR NATION? THE QUINTCENTENNIAL? COME ON!