JOKES

[The_Rorschach]

There was a midget with a hair lip who desired to buy a horse. The kind of people who deal in horse flesh are, by and large, redneck assholes, and as a consquence he got alot of shit with very few results. Finally, he managed to get close to a sale, and went out to inspect the horse.

"Lemme see 'er eahs," said the midget, and the redneck picked him up and held him up to the horses ears.

"Lemme see 'er neeth," said the midget, and the redneck picked him up and held him up to the horses mouth.

"Lemme see 'er twat," said the midget, and the redneck pushed his face into the horses ass and held it there.

"See 'nuf you little PERvert?" said the redneck.

"Lemme reph'ase dat," said the midget. "Can I see 'er gallop?"