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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 10:10 PM        THESE STOCKINGS ARE FROM JESUS
i just heard that on the news and it made me laugh.

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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 10:13 PM       
These Valentine's Day hearts are from St. Valentine.
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 10:13 PM       
These Halloween candies are from satan
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 10:14 PM       
This gun is from the Gun Fairy.
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 10:17 PM       
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 10:19 PM       
I am sorry for assiting in the ruin of your thread, Glowbelly, if i could i would make it up by buying you a house, but i am poor.
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 10:30 PM       
The thread was asking for it.
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 10:31 PM       
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 10:51 PM       
IF BY "IT" YOU MEAN A URINAL CAKE
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 11:04 PM       
lol. jesus wore stockings with his sandals.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 12:54 AM       
WARNING THIS IS A URINAL CAKE NOT A REAL CAKE WARNING.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 12:55 AM       
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 12:58 AM       
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 12:59 AM       
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 01:03 AM       


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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 01:08 AM       
It's a good thing.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 01:09 AM       
I think that you are missing the point.
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The point is that points are pointy points.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 01:11 AM       
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 01:17 AM       
The frog winks at the turtle in the pale moonlight in las vegas, gambling city, where I lost my life saving and my house and car and family, who is the fanmily of someone else who is my family WHO WHJO WHIOW!@?!?!?@??@?@?@?@#?
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 01:19 AM       
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 01:35 AM       
Jesus shouldn't give away his stockings. He'd need them to cover up those big nasty holes on his feet.
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