The stupidest things you've ever heard.

[MisSFiT]

I was in a discussion about something with my mom's boyfriend and as I was stating my opinion I said "Jesus Christ" and he used to be a preacher and got a little upset. Then after he told me not to say the Lords name in vane I told him that I didn't believe in God. He stormed off saying "Well, if that's the way you think then you should drop out of college!"
What the fuck was that supposed to mean?

And I remember when I was little my mom told me that if I ate my boogers my head would cave in.
What a dumbass.