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Dec 26th, 2003, 10:34 PM
When I was 8 or so, this guy and his wife were harassing me and my friends for jumping on the jumpy-bridge on a playground cause their daughter wanted to walk across it. So, the father went to grab me and I went down the slide. He went to throw my friend off the bridge and he just said 'Don't touch me.' Or something.
After that dude tried to grab me I said, "Do you want to love me?" and later his wife said, "How old are you, four?" I said, "What are you, two?" She put her hands on her face in mock-surprise and said, "Yes! And I'm so much more mature than you!" I mimicked the expression and tone and said, "And you're a triple-headed vagina beast!"
Yeah.
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