Pokémon

[ultra perfect cell]

Oh, so you think shit like "Let's go to the next city to get the next gym badge! Oh my god! Your pokegay is so weak! Oh my god! Your pokegay got strong!" It's the same thing all the time. Get a pokegay. Go to a city. Fight someone's pokegay. Win. Two people jump out of nowhere. Fight with pokegay. Win. Those two twats never win. The three twats always win. Are you saying that stupid shit is COOL?!?!? The pretty much only time in DBZ where Power Levels were mentioned was the Saiyan Saga, in the fight with Raditz. In DBZ the baddie is usually as strong, if not stronger, than the good guy. In pokegay, what's-there-names y'know, the girl and the two guys, they nearly NEVER lose. In DBZ, it takes a while for for the fights to begin and end. In pokegay, the battles (ugh, what the hell is wrong with me, calling those BATTLES?) they only take five seconds. Quote from pokegay: "OK! We are now going to fight our pokegay! *repeats five fucking hundred times* Five seconds later.... YAY! I WON! GIMME MY BADGE SO'S I CAN PARTICIPATE IN POKEGAY LEAGUE, WHERE I WILL BE TAUGHT TO FIGHT EVEN GAYER THAN NOW!" Quote from DBZ (Uncut episode) : "Time to settle the score with that damn Saiyan! I will torment this miserable planet. Iwill kill his friends. I WILL DESTROY THIS WORLD! Won't he be surprised to see no one here to greet him BUT ME!" Also, in one of the uncut movies, there's a part where Android 17 showed Super Saiyan Trunks THE MIDDLE FUCKING FINGER! IN THE UNCUT POKEGAY MOVIES YOU DON'T SEE ANY OF THAT KINDA STUFF! EVEN IN THE COMICS YOU DON'T READ OR SEE ANY OF THAT STUFF! In conclusion, DBZ is superior to pokegay in every way.