The stupidest things you've ever heard.

[Mad Melvin]

I had a friend like that too. Everytime he explained something and got really excited, he would start to talk louder and louder. I remember one time at the school cafeteria, he started talking about some new first person shooter. He talked louder and louder and finally shout out: "...AND THATS WHEN I TOOK MY SHOTGUN AND BLEW THE MONSTERS HEAD OFF! BLAM BLAM!!" everything was quiet after that for a few seconds and then everyone in the cafeteria started laughing. I have never seen a face so red as my friend had that day.