Hellboy Trailer

[Hugh_Bristic]

I know I'm leaving myself open for dorky, angry "Have you even read the comic???" and "Do you really use your tongue when you kiss people???" - to which I'll reply No, and Only when I'm in love - but seriously, the first thing I thought was: Holy shit, a Mexican's version of X-Men.

Comic or not, what the fuck, man? It looks lame. I was expecting some little caballero in a tiny red cowboy hat to ride out on a fucking tricycle; his weapon would be low-brow humour and awful acting skills, but would wield the power of exclamatory Que? y Porque?s with big-bulgy eyes.

Buena suerte, hijo de infierno! (That's: Good luck, Hellboy for all you white American bastards.)