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[CaptainBubba]

Originally Posted by Lenor

WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!!! Your all morons!!!

Insert PENIS into VAGINA, dont use condom, or have the girl on any birth control, and then wake up in the morning, and dont remember what you did last night, cause you pick up some guy from the bar, he or she leaves and then 3 months later you notice how you havent gotten your period, and your suddenly craving applesauce ontop of brownies, and then you start screaming cause you finally remember, but have no idea which guy it is. So you go on some talk show with 12 different guys, and they all get paternity test, and find out that none of those guys are the fauther, and the real fauther is actually your brother cause you live in kansas, and I guess its legal there

HILARIOUS.

When a guy kisses a girl's vagina and his spit gets in it she could get pregnant. To make sure it works you have to punch her in the face alot and tie her legs together with piano wire. Then 2 weeks later if she is pregnant she'll get really fat and after about a year the baby will burst out of her vagina. You have to feed it alot when it does this or elese it will try to eat her legs and she wont stop him b/c its instinct.