You are a Theory Slut. The true elite of the postmodernists, you collect avant-garde Indonesian hiphop compilations and eat journal articles for breakfast. You positively live for theory. It really doesn't matter what kind, as long as the words are big and the paragraph breaks few and far between.
I'm not really sure how I could ever score postmodernist on a quiz, considering I absolutely disagree with much of the fundamentals of the postmodernist philosophical movement (though some things I do think they are right about - I just apply them in different ways). That said, I am a sucker for theories.