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View Poll Results: what do you think is e.t. a christ allegory or not?
1. yes		3	60.00%
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Jan 18th, 2004, 06:22 PM e.t. phone home!

e.t. is probably one of the best movies ever made for one reason alone... it is the story of christ as an alien! now before everyone goes mental let me tell you how i came to that conclusion. first off he comes from the sky. second he tells you to "be good" all the time. third he can mysteriously heal wounds. and finally just look at the poster it is a take on the painting on the roof of the sistine chapel! perfect allegory and you know what that is just my opinion you may interpret as a nice family film and i'll agree with you but just look deeper!

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Jan 18th, 2004, 07:48 PM

I always personally thought the finger touchign scene was suppose to resemble the painting as a parody. I guess you could stretch that hes Christ. But Jesus wasn't an alien. He didn't come from the sky, he was born. Also ET didn't get his ass nailed to a cross. he did almost die in a river and then was "resurrected". I guess you have soemthing going there.

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Jan 18th, 2004, 07:51 PM

You can make anything seem biblical if you look at it the right way :/

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Jan 18th, 2004, 07:52 PM

True enough and I wasn't convinced(and still am not) but when I remembered how he was resurrected. But who cares. ET is cooler then jesus.

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Jan 18th, 2004, 07:56 PM

OMG NOW IM GOING TO BURN LIEK EVERYTHING E.T. I OWNZ

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Somebody told me that episode one was supposed to be like the new testiment. I laughed at that one :/

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Jan 18th, 2004, 07:59 PM

I have an ET plush. He sits atop my stereo and watches me masturbate

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Jan 18th, 2004, 08:10 PM

i belive i touched a nerve

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Jan 18th, 2004, 11:14 PM

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Jan 19th, 2004, 03:47 AM

I never liked E.T. and his reeses pieces eating ways... :/

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Jan 19th, 2004, 04:17 AM

pssshhh, even robocop is supposed to be a jesus thing. watch the making of documentry on the dvd.

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Jan 19th, 2004, 09:53 AM

The second harry potter book was an intentional analagy of the cuban missile crisis.

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Jan 19th, 2004, 06:22 PM

hey dole do ya mean allagory

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Jan 19th, 2004, 07:14 PM

E.T. DIDN'T REALLY EXIST AND NEITHER DID JESUS SO THEY MUST BE RELATED

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Jan 19th, 2004, 07:18 PM

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Jan 19th, 2004, 07:18 PM

Drew Barrymore was virgin mary

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Drew Barrymore was virgin mary

HAHA, THAT MEANS HER NAME IS MARY BARRYMORE

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Jan 19th, 2004, 11:34 PM

Sounds like a cereal.

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