We must eliminate Chavez.

[Brandon]

HI VINCE!

So when are you going to post a picture of your gorgeous, muscular (and certainly not morbidly obese and monstrously ugly) self? And if you do, would you please pick one where you've got your arm around a hot ethnic chick? And would you please autograph it "Catholic Samurai"? And on the subject of Catholic Samurai, I don't think there's anything ridiculous at all about a devout Catholic who thinks charity and good works are irrelevant.

And as for you, OAO: I think it's time for you to leave. Everybody despises you and they clearly see through your narcissistic, intellectual posturing. There's nothing "special" or "unique" about you, and in fact, you're rather pathetic. You've turned to economic theory and abstract philosophy in order to make yourself feel superior to other people your age. You intellectualize everything in the hopes that you'll be able to alleviate the loneliness and chronic alienation you almost certainly feel every day. You attempt to use this forum as a flattering mirror, hoping that it will reflect back your phony image of uniqueness and omnipotence.

But you're not impressing anyone. Not one of us.

Get a life, kid. You're making me sick.

EDIT: To everyone else, I know it may be tempting to fight with the fat little fucker, but there's a sure-fire way to get rid of him:

Ignore him. Don't comment on anything he says. Pretend he never posted at all. He needs attention to live--if you cut it off, he'll shrivel up and die in about a day.