My church is doing a 30 hour famine to raise money to feed kids in Africa. People donate money. 360 bucks can feed one kid for a fool year.
If you want to help out and donate some money PM me and i'll give you the info.
He is trying to play you as fools. A fool year. When I replied the first time he said "LIEK, J/K"
He is a terrible person for his lies and will cry wolf soon enough.
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?