name the top 5 weirdest things that have ever happened 2 u

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1. 1. dropping 3 microdots and going to a carnival then a club
   2. losing my virginity with the girl's (HUGE) brother passed out drunk right beside us
   3. getting my penis pierced
   4. getting lost in china
   5. the fact that everything... is all so familiar... all been done before even...

...and i don't mean threads like this