I'LL RULE IN YOU PLACE, ROG! I hope you don't die though, you're a great webmaster. Once, I drank this beer, and it expired in, like, 1998. Also, I had this ketchup pack, and it was green. I poured some sour milk in it and waited on week. I gave to my friend on, I think it was a Thursday and I told my friend it was cake icing. He's all like, "If it's cake icing, why in the FUCK does it say 'ketchup'?" and I said, "It was ketchup, but I cleaned it completley and added cake icing instead." Anyway, he ate it, and he threw up, like, 2 or 3 times in a row. He was out sick for 4 days.
the following day, he beat the shit out of me.
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